From the department of "Wait, what?"

Larry Craig and David Vitter are sponsoring a 'Marriage Protection Amendment.'"

Just let that sink in.

Larry Craig, who tried to solicit gay sex in an airport bathroom, and David Vitter, who did solicit prostitutes from "D.C. Madam" Deborah Jane Palfrey, are out to protect marriage.

From the article:

With a Democratic controlled Congress it is unlikely the bill will be brought up for a vote in either the Senate or House of Representatives.

No, but they might take a vote up on whether they should take a few hours to roll on the Capitol floor laughing at it.