Things I learned from talking heads

1. Criticizing a general who makes himself a political figure is treasonous, but smearing, stalking and trying to destroy a handicapped 12-year-old merely for disagreeing with you is patriotic.

2. If you won't wear an American flag lapel pin, you shouldn't be president, and possibly should be deported.

3. Hillary Clinton shouldn't be president because she laughs too much. Now, if she'd only start smirking every time she talks about people she's had executed, she'd be in great shape.

Some days, I just feel like going and living in a cave.