Ask Me About Being A Birthday Party Princess

<http://io9.com/5939890/what-its-like-to-work-as-a-professional-party-princess--with-illustrations>

The thread is already up to 12 pages, but well worth reading all the way
through:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3502448

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