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- An End To Uniformity
- Monday, 3 January 2000: Ozy in pants
- Tuesday, 4 January 2000: Mindless trend worship
- Wednesday, 5 January 2000: Return to individuality
- Thursday, 6 January 2000: Slaves to musical tradition
- Friday, 7 January 2000: Shock value
- Monday, 10 January 2000: Pandering
- Tuesday, 11 January 2000: Millie's art project
- Wednesday, 12 January 2000: Memorable advice
- Thursday, 13 January 2000: Lists
- Friday, 14 January 2000: Yesterday's stupid trends
- Sunday, 23 January 2000: Millie the outlaw
- Monday, 24 January 2000: Sitcom subversiveness
- Wednesday, 26 January 2000: The Imperial March
- Thursday, 27 January 2000: Shouting heads
- Uniformity Revisited (or, The Dragon and the Senator)
- Friday, 28 January 2000: The waffle department
- Monday, 31 January 2000: Medical excuse note
- Tuesday, 1 February 2000: Passive resistance
- Wednesday, 2 February 2000: The great social equalizer
- Thursday, 3 February 2000: Dragon dad discusses darker days
- Friday, 4 February 2000: The red scare
- Monday, 7 February 2000: The devil's in the details
- Tuesday, 8 February 2000: Woodstock
- Wednesday, 9 February 2000: A pretty weird ride
- Thursday, 10 February 2000: Media attention spans
- Friday, 11 February 2000: What friends are for
- Monday, 14 February 2000: Charles M. Schulz, 1923-2000
- Tuesday, 15 February 2000: Ceiling decor
- Wednesday, 16 February 2000: Child humor
- Thursday, 17 February 2000: Knock knock
- Friday, 18 February 2000: Interrupting space alien
- Monday, 21 February 2000: Sharing
- Tuesday, 22 February 2000: Witty retort
- Wednesday, 23 February 2000: The muse
- Thursday, 24 February 2000: Millie's drawing
- Mutiny On the Banana
- Friday, 25 February 2000: Segue
- Monday, 6 March 2000: Brilliant plan
- Tuesday, 7 March 2000: We're not tourists
- Wednesday, 8 March 2000: "The Prince and the Pauper"
- Thursday, 9 March 2000: The pirate grind
- Friday, 10 March 2000: Roll call
- Monday, 13 March 2000: "Football"
- Tuesday, 14 March 2000: Comparative sanity
- Wednesday, 15 March 2000: Don't do anything Millie wouldn't
- Thursday, 16 March 2000: Locke's pirate booty
- Friday, 17 March 2000: Trouble with the help
- Monday, 20 March 2000: Ruthless pirates
- Tuesday, 21 March 2000: Ozy's guiding axiom
- Wednesday, 22 March 2000: From one pirate to another
- Thursday, 23 March 2000: Ineffectual ultimatum
- Friday, 24 March 2000: Dr. Wahnsinnig investigates
- Monday, 27 March 2000: Down the hatch
- Tuesday, 28 March 2000: High-maintenance pirates
- Wednesday, 29 March 2000: "Should"
- Thursday, 30 March 2000: Millie's first pirate challenge
- Friday, 31 March 2000: What kind of stupid problem is that?
- Monday, 3 April 2000: Mutiny on the Banana!
- Tuesday, 4 April 2000: Leadership
- Wednesday, 5 April 2000: Escape
- Thursday, 6 April 2000: An irrelevant moral
- Friday, 7 April 2000: Pirate math
- Tuesday, 11 April 2000: Lost youth
- Monday, 8 May 2000: Playing with the photocopier
- Stephan's Crush/The Book
- Tuesday, 9 May 2000: Apostrophes
- Wednesday, 10 May 2000: Buy gum
- Thursday, 11 May 2000: Cafeteria food
- Friday, 12 May 2000: Felicia asks for help
- Monday, 15 May 2000: I mean, like, no offense
- Tuesday, 16 May 2000: Productive uses of time
- Wednesday, 17 May 2000: Stephan!
- Thursday, 18 May 2000: Alpha male
- Friday, 19 May 2000: The gaping maw of fate
- Monday, 22 May 2000: Three magical words
- Tuesday, 23 May 2000: Smack
- Wednesday, 24 May 2000: A helpful anecdote
- Thursday, 25 May 2000: The dragon and the unicorn
- Friday, 26 May 2000: Hayfever
- Saturday, 27 May 2000: "The Big Book of Ancient, Semi-coherent Wisdom"
- Sunday, 28 May 2000: Timulty the cool
- Monday, 29 May 2000: Jeremy vs. the book
- Tuesday, 30 May 2000: Pining and quoting
- Avery's Game Show
- Wednesday, 31 May 2000: "Who Wants To Be A Seventeen-Cent-Aire!!"
- Thursday, 1 June 2000: Show business
- Friday, 2 June 2000: Contestant #1
- Saturday, 3 June 2000: Lifeline
- Sunday, 4 June 2000: Too happy
- Monday, 5 June 2000: Ahead
- Tuesday, 6 June 2000: The broccoli conspiracy
- Wednesday, 7 June 2000: The final round
- Thursday, 8 June 2000: The silver lining
- Friday, 9 June 2000: Talk to the tail
- Saturday, 10 June 2000: Life isn't fair
- Sunday, 11 June 2000: Individual concerns
- Dragon Family Reunion
- Monday, 12 June 2000: Hidden talents
- Tuesday, 13 June 2000: Dragon family reunion
- Wednesday, 14 June 2000: International conspiracies
- Thursday, 15 June 2000: Helpful advice
- Friday, 16 June 2000: Once bitten, twice shy
- Saturday, 17 June 2000: A word of caution
- Sunday, 18 June 2000: Bald again
- Monday, 19 June 2000: Advantage
- Tuesday, 20 June 2000: Not Millie's fault for once
- Wednesday, 21 June 2000: On the road
- Thursday, 22 June 2000: The potato conspiracy
- Friday, 23 June 2000: Uncle Alistair
- Saturday, 24 June 2000: And then I said to Mao...
- Sunday, 25 June 2000: Bold! Primal! Revolutionary!
- Monday, 26 June 2000: Grandma Isabella and the news
- Tuesday, 27 June 2000: Moral support
- Wednesday, 28 June 2000: Stephan is shot down
- Thursday, 29 June 2000: Cheap status and gossip
- Friday, 30 June 2000: Surreal
- Saturday, 1 July 2000: Ozy's fiancee
- Sunday, 2 July 2000: Dot comment
- Monday, 3 July 2000: Great Aunt Tulip
- Friday, 7 July 2000: Doubts about Ozy
- Saturday, 8 July 2000: A capable boy
- Sunday, 9 July 2000: Sunday best
- Monday, 10 July 2000: Isolde helps
- Tuesday, 11 July 2000: Words, wisdom, W.
- Wednesday, 12 July 2000: Zen butt
- Thursday, 13 July 2000: Nothing like "Calvinball"
- Friday, 14 July 2000: Smiling and nodding
- Saturday, 15 July 2000: Whoosh!
- Sunday, 16 July 2000: Internet comic strips
- Monday, 17 July 2000: Dragon navel
- Tuesday, 18 July 2000: Photosynthesis
- Wednesday, 19 July 2000: Parental conspiracy
- Thursday, 20 July 2000: "You can pick your nose..."
- Friday, 21 July 2000: Nightlight
- Saturday, 22 July 2000: Rorschach cloud watching
- Sunday, 23 July 2000: Two-tone perception disease
- "They"
- Monday, 24 July 2000: "They"
- Tuesday, 25 July 2000: Abbott and Costello
- Wednesday, 26 July 2000: The Albert Einstein mold
- Thursday, 27 July 2000: Friends of Felicia's
- Friday, 28 July 2000: Someone got to her
- Saturday, 29 July 2000: "They" explained
- Sunday, 30 July 2000: The Descartes conundrum
- Sunday, 6 August 2000: It looks like rain
- Monday, 7 August 2000: What's in a name?
- Tuesday, 8 August 2000: Notoriety
- Wednesday, 9 August 2000: Always proactively untwist octagonal hippopotamus pants
- Counterpicketing
- Thursday, 10 August 2000: The oldest story in the world
- Friday, 11 August 2000: The absolute truth
- Saturday, 12 August 2000: Austere maturity
- Sunday, 13 August 2000: Brain-control waves
- Monday, 14 August 2000: But...I really like shrimp
- Tuesday, 15 August 2000: Bible bashing
- Wednesday, 16 August 2000: Cream pies
- Thursday, 17 August 2000: The rules
- Friday, 18 August 2000: Interesting visuals
- Saturday, 19 August 2000: Yay! Good!
- Sunday, 20 August 2000: The 2000 Milliecratic convention
- Monday, 21 August 2000: Attention deficit disorder
- Tuesday, 22 August 2000: Seattle
- Millie the Visionary
- Wednesday, 23 August 2000: I am a visionary!
- Thursday, 24 August 2000: Distracting truths
- Friday, 25 August 2000: The "new economy"
- Saturday, 26 August 2000: The vision is its own lonely reward
- Sunday, 27 August 2000: A monopoly on the truth
- Monday, 28 August 2000: Misshapen Blob Man
- Tuesday, 29 August 2000: Back to school
- Wednesday, 30 August 2000: Highly significant
- Thursday, 31 August 2000: Cool kid first-day-of-school nightmare #1
- Friday, 1 September 2000: The universe could use more candy
- Llewellyn For President 2000
- Saturday, 2 September 2000: Llewellyn for president!
- Sunday, 3 September 2000: Why bad things happen
- Monday, 4 September 2000: The "People With Nothing Better To Do" Party
- Tuesday, 5 September 2000: Vote Llewellyn '68
- Wednesday, 6 September 2000: Isolde returns
- Thursday, 7 September 2000: His dad is big in the party
- Friday, 8 September 2000: Moonstruck
- Saturday, 9 September 2000: "How I spent my summer vacation"
- Sunday, 10 September 2000: Video game violence
- Monday, 11 September 2000: National press coverage
- Tuesday, 12 September 2000: Meritocracy
- Wednesday, 13 September 2000: A party that looks like America
- Thursday, 14 September 2000: Ozy's speech
- Friday, 15 September 2000: Millie was here
- Saturday, 16 September 2000: The chairman
- Sunday, 17 September 2000: "My name is Ozymandias, king of kings"
- Group Project
- Monday, 18 September 2000: Leeches
- Tuesday, 19 September 2000: Group projects suck
- Wednesday, 20 September 2000: Defective
- Thursday, 21 September 2000: Whatever higher powers regulate the universe
- Friday, 22 September 2000: Iceberg and Titanic
- Saturday, 23 September 2000: Moaning Millie
- Sunday, 24 September 2000: Getting attention
- Monday, 25 September 2000: 10-foot living booger
- Tuesday, 26 September 2000: Preconceptions
- Wednesday, 27 September 2000: Annoying
- Thursday, 28 September 2000: Disagreement
- Friday, 29 September 2000: Not caring
- Saturday, 30 September 2000: Millie's secret
- Sunday, 1 October 2000: Not enough wonder
- Monday, 2 October 2000: Stupid
- Tuesday, 3 October 2000: Millie cracks
- Wednesday, 4 October 2000: An unexpected "A"
- Thursday, 5 October 2000: The eternal now
- Friday, 6 October 2000: Millosophy
- The Dragon and the Press
- Saturday, 7 October 2000: Covered with reporters
- Sunday, 8 October 2000: You say you want a revolution
- Monday, 9 October 2000: Presidential
- Tuesday, 10 October 2000: He bravely turned his tail and ran
- Wednesday, 11 October 2000: A nervous dragon
- Thursday, 12 October 2000: Larry Owl
- Friday, 13 October 2000: Back toward sanity
- Saturday, 14 October 2000: Geopolitical subtlety
- Sunday, 15 October 2000: Campaign ad
- Monday, 16 October 2000: Millie gives no quarter
- Tuesday, 17 October 2000: Perspective
- Wednesday, 18 October 2000: The running mate
- Thursday, 19 October 2000: Throwing the election
- Friday, 20 October 2000: Not the desired effect
- Saturday, 21 October 2000: Creatures under the bed
- Sunday, 22 October 2000: Insecure society
- Monday, 23 October 2000: Saturday Night Live
- Tuesday, 24 October 2000: The power of television
- Wednesday, 25 October 2000: Get your philosophy here
- Thursday, 26 October 2000: Scrutiny
- Friday, 27 October 2000: The seeds of political destruction
- Saturday, 28 October 2000: Speaking to God
- Sunday, 29 October 2000: The dark side of Halloween
- Monday, 30 October 2000: Making her parents proud
- Tuesday, 31 October 2000: People make mistakes
- Wednesday, 1 November 2000: We probably won't win!
- Thursday, 2 November 2000: It's in the air
- Friday, 3 November 2000: Isolde's mother
- Saturday, 4 November 2000: Democracy is weird
- Sunday, 5 November 2000: No such thing as a stupid question
- Monday, 6 November 2000: Priorities
- Tuesday, 7 November 2000: Election day message
- Wednesday, 8 November 2000: Playing doctor
- Thursday, 9 November 2000: Putting food on your family
- Friday, 10 November 2000: Giving random people wedgies
- Saturday, 11 November 2000: Navel gazing
- Sunday, 12 November 2000: Dragon autumn ritual
- The Recount
- Monday, 13 November 2000: Stunning news
- Tuesday, 14 November 2000: Computer error
- Wednesday, 15 November 2000: Official ballot
- Thursday, 16 November 2000: Ballot irregularities
- Friday, 17 November 2000: Popularity should be enough!
- Saturday, 18 November 2000: Sanity and dignity
- Sunday, 19 November 2000: The Millicent Mudd book club
- Monday, 20 November 2000: Candidate does not act like twit
- Tuesday, 21 November 2000: Nixon joke
- Wednesday, 22 November 2000: Creative block
- Frozen Fur
- Tuesday, 28 November 2000: The first day of winter
- Wednesday, 29 November 2000: Cool
- Thursday, 30 November 2000: Geek torture
- Friday, 1 December 2000: A solution
- Saturday, 2 December 2000: Fire in moderation
- Sunday, 3 December 2000: Crossing the creek
- Monday, 4 December 2000: Contemporary American democracy
- Tuesday, 5 December 2000: "Dimpled chad"
- Felicia's Club
- Wednesday, 6 December 2000: Holiday spirit
- Thursday, 7 December 2000: Consider the source
- Friday, 8 December 2000: What did I do to deserve it?
- Saturday, 9 December 2000: The school lunch vigilante
- Sunday, 10 December 2000: John Lennon, 1940-1980
- Monday, 11 December 2000: It's the principal
- Tuesday, 12 December 2000: The educational process
- Wednesday, 13 December 2000: Schadenfreude
- Thursday, 14 December 2000: Little charcoal briquettes
- Friday, 15 December 2000: Cruel youthful hi-jinx
- Saturday, 16 December 2000: A distinct individual
- Sunday, 17 December 2000: Shallow materialism
- Monday, 18 December 2000: Respect yourself
- Tuesday, 19 December 2000: Getting through
- Wednesday, 20 December 2000: Stay cool
- Thursday, 21 December 2000: The essence of reality
- Friday, 22 December 2000: Fish have no memory
- Xmas 2000
- Saturday, 23 December 2000: Christmas loot
- Sunday, 24 December 2000: They can't take the good part
- Monday, 25 December 2000: The four stages of Christmas
- Dragon Holiday Traditions
- Tuesday, 26 December 2000: Holiday traditions
- Wednesday, 27 December 2000: The dragonly arts
- Thursday, 28 December 2000: The tao of completely screwing up
- Friday, 29 December 2000: Define "cynical"
- Saturday, 30 December 2000: An amazing new breakthrough!
- Sunday, 31 December 2000: Bipartisanship
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